I don't know about you, but I think of the new calendar year as a great opportunity to develop and grow. Yes, even a cat as adorable as myself could do with some improvements, you know.
So for 2016, my resolutions will center around being healthy. I want to be in the pink of health and live to a ripe old age. Never mind that I will never see my descendants.Â
How I Plan to Stay Healthy
-Stay sharp mentally. Or rather, sleep lots, and exercise my brain by plotting more attacks on human feet. Or humans in general.
-Go for more walks. Or rather, beg to be taken for walks. Not to self: Increase frequency and volume of begging tenfold.
-Eat less. Or rather, eat smaller meals more frequently, starting with pinching scraps from the kitchen whenever I get the chance.
"If you want to get fit, you've got to do pull ups!"
Boy, I am going to be in fine form in the coming year!
prrrrrrt,
Ailo
