Life is full of mysteries, and I need answers. Here are three demands - uh, I mean questions - which I'm always hurling at mom and dad.
#3: Can You Stay Home With Me Today?
Mom and dad are leaving me to go to work. This sucks!
#2: Can We Go Outside?
Whoa, I can't see the forest for all the birds sitting in the trees!!!
#1: When Are You Going to Feed Me?
Put food in my bowl now, or I'll bite your bottom. (True story).
To be honest, sometimes there's no point in asking questions. Sometimes humans just need to be told.
Prrrrrrrrrt,
Ailo
